Angry Beards Lip Balm 4.8ml

Angry Beards Lip Balm 4.8ml

Designed for those facing the toughest conditions. It doesn't matter if your face is whipped by a sharp wind, scorched by the sun, or your lips are dried out by the air conditioning in the office—dry and chapped chops bother us all. But here's the catch: smearing on a pouty mug doesn't exactly send the right signals. So, let's get one thing straight, this is an energy drink, just in a compact pocket-sized package. Lips in top condition are just a welcome side effect.

ENERGY BOOST

• The only balm that contains a proper dose of caffeine and taurine. And it will last you for weeks, if you don't gobble it down in one sitting.

FLAVOUR PACKED TO GO

• If you love energy drinks, this slightly sweet flavour will win you over. No flowery nonsense like unicorn rainbow poop—just proper manly flavour.

NOURISHMENT FOR CHOPS

• A side effect of using this energy bomb? No more chapped and bloody lips. There's no such thing as a free lunch, so get over it.

RELATIONSHIP CATALYST

• For hygiene reasons, we FORBID more than one person using the stick. If some chick wants a taste, let her lick it straight off you.

Usage:

Use anytime, anywhere. Just watch out for 2 things. Firstly, no one can see you doing it, so always use a smoke screen, confuse the enemy. For us, it works to say “Hang on, is my jacket coming apart inside?” or “Wait, I dropped something under the table”. And then, of course, a tactical retreat to the bathroom.

And secondly, which is mainly a tip for foodies, plan carefully how you want the taste of the energy drink to work with the food. You'll only ruin a steak and a good beer with it, but if you run out of dosh for dessert, Lip Balm will be better than having a dry mouth. Plus, we bet it'll drown out whatever lands in front of you on Sunday at your mother-in-law's.

Engrybirdí Lip Balm is flavoured exactly to your liking. No sickly-sweet nonsense that lingers after a kiss. A powerful energy drink flavour that always gives you a kick. There's so much caffeine and taurine in one stick that it would wake the dead. However, we do not recommend scoffing the balm in one go!